The Real Thing


Your smoothie’s waiting.


California Lane

22 McLachlan St, Fortitude Valley

Open Wednesday to Saturday,

10:00am – 3:30pm

Quality ingredients, prepared by people who care. Take a look at our menus to learn more about our food.



Smoothies $9

(add chia seeds $1)

1. Pina Colada 

(banana, pineapple, coconut water, coconut milk)

2. Melon Berry (juicy)

(watermelon, strawberries, raspberries, hint of mint, coconut water)

3. Mango Madness

(mango, banana, vanilla, coconut milk)  

4. Choc Banana

(banana, cocao, vanilla, coconut milk)

5. Gingerbread

(banana, almond butter, ginger, cinnamon,  maple syrup, almond milk)

6. The Real Thing

(blueberries, banana, raspberries, kale, spinach, coconut water)

7. California Dreaming

(banana, mango, raspberries, pineapple,  coconut milk)

8. Tropicano (juicy)

(mango, pineapple, passionfruit, coconut water)

Salads: $13.50 (Pick 2 per bowl) 

add tofu $2

Asian rainbow slaw 

(carrot, purple cabbage, white cabbage, spring onion, capsicum, coriander, pepitas, with a soy slaw dressing)

Sesame sweet potato and quinoa

(sweet potato, quinoa, brown rice, rocket, sesame seeds with toasted sesame oil) 

Spiced pumpkin and walnut 

(spicy pumpkin, red onion, chickpeas, walnuts, mixed greens with balsamic dressing)

Herbed potato

(baby potatoes, red onion, parsley, capers, 

with mayo dressing)   

Cauliflower and kale 

(cauliflower, kale, red onion, cashews with a tangy mayo dressing)

Green bean and almond 

(green beans, cherry tomatoes, red onion, slivered almonds, vinaigrette dressing and  vegan fetta)

2 Soft Tacos $9

(filled with bean and corn salad, salsa, chipotle mayo and vegan cheese)

Served hot

Catering enquiries welcome

Whether you’re out for a lunch break or out for the day with friends, let us serve you — it’s what we do best.

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