The Real Thing Cafe


Your smoothie’s waiting.


California Lane

22 McLachlan St, Fortitude Valley

Open Wednesday to Saturday,

10:00am – 3:00pm

Quality ingredients, prepared by people who care. Take a look at our menus to learn more about our food.


Smoothies $9

(add chia seeds $1)

1. Pina Colada

(banana, pineapple, coconut water, coconut milk)

2. Melon Berry (juicy)

(watermelon, strawberries, raspberries, hint of peppermint, coconut water)

3. Mango Madness

(mango, banana, vanilla, coconut milk)

4. Choc Banana

(banana, cocoa, vanilla, coconut milk)

5. Gingerbread

(banana, almond butter, ginger, cinnamon, maple syrup, almond milk)

6. The Real Thing

(blueberries, banana, raspberries, kale, spinach, coconut water)

7. California Dreaming

(banana, mango, raspberries, pineapple, coconut milk)

8. Tropicano (juicy)

(mango, pineapple, passionfruit, coconut water)

2 Soft Tacos $9

(served hot)

Bean and corn salad, chipotle mayo, salsa and cheese


Slaw, tofu, pineapple, aioli, mango relish and cheese

Nourish bowls $13.50


Tofu bowl

Rainbow slaw, jasmine rice, broccoli, cherry tomatoes, red onion, wakame salad and tofu

Mexi bowl

Rocket, brown rice and quinoa, bean salad, carrot, salsa, guacamole and tortilla chips

Felafel bowl

Felafel, tabouli, red onion, cucumber, cos lettuce, ferry tomatoes, with garlic dressing

Catering enquiries welcome

Whether you’re out for a lunch break or out for the day with friends, let us serve you — it’s what we do best.

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